A new label is born . . . or why I hate the mall

Mom has nothing (warm and stylish) to wear to church.
The mall is useless.
So maybe it's time for . . "Warm Clothes for Distinguished Women", henceforth to be called WCDW. I hate the word 'senior'.
WCDW's clothes requirements:
They will be made of wool (always lined), with pockets for kleenex, breath mints and glasses.
Jackets will have shoulder pads and other shaping qualities.
Pants will be very comfy and warm.
All pieces will be separates.
They will be colorful but never gaudy. Traditional but not stale. Classic but not predictable.
Michael Kors are you listening?
Can anyone actually pull this off? I don't know but JoAnn's is having a Simplicity pattern sale so I am plotting . . . 'cause I wasted two hours of my life at the mall yesterday.